November 30, 2009

Say Hello to My Wookie Friend



via

November 26, 2009

The Beatles -- A Retrospective ... From The Future

Those dudes from the year 3009 really did their homework. Or ... umm ... will do their homework. Or ... whatever.


50,000,000 Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong

Happy Thanksgiving!



Paid For By The Dagobah Tourism Bureau

Some Strippin' and Some Teasin'

Man, I take a brief hiatus from the blogosphere and come back to find this hot ass chick taking her clothes off. Life as a Funktard is good.







By the way, Duke keeps blowing up Twitter with the coolest, most kickass finds on the 'Net. If you're not already following us, get your ass over there right now and do so.

November 23, 2009

Four Pillows


via

November 20, 2009

Mac Mini

sports pictures, midget wrestling
see more Sports Pictures

November 17, 2009

Ali Rocked Liston. Literally.


via

November 16, 2009

Hangin' With Hef

Not only were Arnold and Wilt kickin' it with Andre back in the day, but they were also hangin' with Hef. I'm assuming this photo was taken at the Playboy Mansion. I'm also assuming that many Playmates were banged on that day.


Nice Gloves


via

November 15, 2009

Dukes of Hazaard II: The Kiwi Who Could Fly

Check out this CCTV footage straight out of New Zealand.

Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaw!

November 13, 2009

The Boat That Rocked

Pirate Radio looks like a pretty decent flick. I've got a friend who checked it out last night and she enjoyed it quite a bit. If nothing else, the soundtrack will kick major ass.

November 12, 2009

Ironing Man



via Worth 1000's Movie Madness 5

November 10, 2009

I Once Got Busy in the Death Star Bathroom

Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles

'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2' Released

The highly-anticipated Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 hits store shelves today, and gamers worldwide are rejoicing. First-person shooter games aren't really my thing, but I must admit this newest installment in the Call of Duty series looks pretty fuckin' badass. 


November 9, 2009

Charlie Chaplin is The One.

Had The Matrix been made during the silent film era, it'd still be fucking awesome. Don't believe me? Observe:



via

November 7, 2009

Epic Photobomb


via

November 6, 2009

Richard Kelly's New Film, 'The Box'

I've been a Richard Kelly fan since my first viewing of Donnie Darko. That movie is a straight up mindfuck, and it easily ranks as one of my favorite films. (Side note: I will never watch S. Darko, the garbage straight-to-DVD sequel that Kelly had nothing  to do with.)

Southland Tales wasn't anywhere close to being on the same level as Donnie Darko, but it wasn't bad at all. In fact, I liked the movie a lot more after I watched it a second time. It, too, is quite a mindfuck.

So, being a Kelly fan, when I first read about his newest flick, The Box, I was pretty excited. Well, up until I saw the first trailer. I'm not sure what it is, but something seems off about it. I'll just say I'm not as excited about the film now as I was when I first read about it. Hopefully I'm wrong, though, and Kelly will delivery another kickass mindfuck of a movie. It hit theaters today, so we'll see.



You can also check out some viral marketing for the film at YouAreTheExperiment.com.

'The Men Who Stare at Goats'

George Clooney, Kevin Spacey, Ewan McGregor, and Jeff Bridges all in one movie. Yeah, I think it's safe to say that The Men Who Stare at Goats might be fuckin' awesome. It hits theaters today, and I definitely plan on checking it out.


'Middle-Aged Wolf' -- He's Back on the Prowl

"Make out city. Zip code: kiss, kiss, grope, grope, titty." ~ Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski


via

A Belt? Nope. Haven't Seen One Around Here.



via

I Scream. You Scream. We All Scream For Ice Cream.


November 5, 2009

Getting the Most Out of Your Buffalo Wings

We here at Funktards.com are all about some food. In fact, we love us some food. Hell, without it, there'd probably be no Funktards. You know, because food kinda keeps us alive and all. 

One of our favorite foods: Buffalo wings, of course. Those tiny wings of awesomeness are the ultimate food for dudes, not to mention they're the perfect compliment to a cold beer. 

But, do you know the best way to eat a Buffalo wing? If not, this instructional video will walk you through a step-by-step process to insure that you're getting the most out of your Buffalo wing experience. I've been using this technique for years, and it's never failed me. Not even once.



via

Skywalking -- A Star Wars Love Ballad

The awesomeness of this song and video totally outweighs the fact that Luke and Leia turned out to be siblings. Okay, maybe not totally, but kinda.



via

November 2, 2009

'The Sims' -- Coming Soon


See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

November 1, 2009

Marvel's Thriller

Stan Lee is The Man.



via

Indeed