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November 26, 2009
The Beatles -- A Retrospective ... From The Future
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Dalton J. Fox
Those dudes from the year 3009 really did their homework. Or ... umm ... will do their homework. Or ... whatever.
50,000,000 Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong
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Dalton J. Fox
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Some Strippin' and Some Teasin'
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Dalton J. Fox
Man, I take a brief hiatus from the blogosphere and come back to find this hot ass chick taking her clothes off. Life as a Funktard is good.
By the way, Duke keeps blowing up Twitter with the coolest, most kickass finds on the 'Net. If you're not already following us, get your ass over there right now and do so.
By the way, Duke keeps blowing up Twitter with the coolest, most kickass finds on the 'Net. If you're not already following us, get your ass over there right now and do so.
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funny,
parental control,
strip tease,
stripping,
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November 23, 2009
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November 16, 2009
Hangin' With Hef
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Dalton J. Fox
Not only were Arnold and Wilt kickin' it with Andre back in the day, but they were also hangin' with Hef. I'm assuming this photo was taken at the Playboy Mansion. I'm also assuming that many Playmates were banged on that day.


November 15, 2009
Dukes of Hazaard II: The Kiwi Who Could Fly
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Duke Van Damme
Check out this CCTV footage straight out of New Zealand.
Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaw!
Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaw!
November 13, 2009
The Boat That Rocked
Posted by
Dalton J. Fox
Pirate Radio looks like a pretty decent flick. I've got a friend who checked it out last night and she enjoyed it quite a bit. If nothing else, the soundtrack will kick major ass.
November 12, 2009
November 10, 2009
I Once Got Busy in the Death Star Bathroom
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Duke Van Damme
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rap,
Star Wars,
Star Wars Rap,
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'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2' Released
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Dalton J. Fox
The highly-anticipated Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 hits store shelves today, and gamers worldwide are rejoicing. First-person shooter games aren't really my thing, but I must admit this newest installment in the Call of Duty series looks pretty fuckin' badass.
November 9, 2009
Charlie Chaplin is The One.
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Dalton J. Fox
Had The Matrix been made during the silent film era, it'd still be fucking awesome. Don't believe me? Observe:
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The Matrix,
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November 7, 2009
November 6, 2009
Richard Kelly's New Film, 'The Box'
Posted by
Dalton J. Fox
I've been a Richard Kelly fan since my first viewing of Donnie Darko. That movie is a straight up mindfuck, and it easily ranks as one of my favorite films. (Side note: I will never watch S. Darko, the garbage straight-to-DVD sequel that Kelly had nothing to do with.)
You can also check out some viral marketing for the film at YouAreTheExperiment.com.
Southland Tales wasn't anywhere close to being on the same level as Donnie Darko, but it wasn't bad at all. In fact, I liked the movie a lot more after I watched it a second time. It, too, is quite a mindfuck.
So, being a Kelly fan, when I first read about his newest flick, The Box, I was pretty excited. Well, up until I saw the first trailer. I'm not sure what it is, but something seems off about it. I'll just say I'm not as excited about the film now as I was when I first read about it. Hopefully I'm wrong, though, and Kelly will delivery another kickass mindfuck of a movie. It hit theaters today, so we'll see.
You can also check out some viral marketing for the film at YouAreTheExperiment.com.
'The Men Who Stare at Goats'
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Dalton J. Fox
George Clooney, Kevin Spacey, Ewan McGregor, and Jeff Bridges all in one movie. Yeah, I think it's safe to say that The Men Who Stare at Goats might be fuckin' awesome. It hits theaters today, and I definitely plan on checking it out.
'Middle-Aged Wolf' -- He's Back on the Prowl
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Dalton J. Fox
November 5, 2009
Getting the Most Out of Your Buffalo Wings
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Dalton J. Fox
We here at Funktards.com are all about some food. In fact, we love us some food. Hell, without it, there'd probably be no Funktards. You know, because food kinda keeps us alive and all.
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One of our favorite foods: Buffalo wings, of course. Those tiny wings of awesomeness are the ultimate food for dudes, not to mention they're the perfect compliment to a cold beer.
But, do you know the best way to eat a Buffalo wing? If not, this instructional video will walk you through a step-by-step process to insure that you're getting the most out of your Buffalo wing experience. I've been using this technique for years, and it's never failed me. Not even once.
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Skywalking -- A Star Wars Love Ballad
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Dalton J. Fox
The awesomeness of this song and video totally outweighs the fact that Luke and Leia turned out to be siblings. Okay, maybe not totally, but kinda.
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Leia,
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Luke Skywalker,
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November 2, 2009
'The Sims' -- Coming Soon
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Dalton J. Fox
Tagged:
college humor,
fake trailer,
funny,
horror movies,
parody,
The Sims,
video,
video games
November 1, 2009
Marvel's Thriller
Posted by
Dalton J. Fox
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