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October 30, 2009
'Paranormal Activity' Goes 'Sexual'
I ventured out to the theater last weekend to catch the much-hyped Paranormal Activity. Unfortunately, that's an hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back. Can someone please remind me again why everybody loves that goddamned movie so much?
Anyway, it's taken me all week, but I finally realize that it wasn't a complete waste of my time. You see, had I not watched Paranormal Activity, I wouldn't be able to fully appreciate the hilarity of the trailer for Sexual Activity.
Inspired By Joe Montana. Or Was It Magic Johnson?
I've seen behind-the-back passes like this one on basketball courts thousands of times, but never have I witnessed anything like this on a football field. Most impressive.
October 29, 2009
'Transformers 2' Could Have Been So Much Better
They're at it again over at HowItShouldHaveEnded.com. This time Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen gets the "what if" treatment. Maybe Michael Bay should take some notes.
October 27, 2009
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Jeff Fisher Just Wants to Feel Like a Winner
Jeff Fisher, head coach of the woeful Tennessee Titans, might be one of the dumbest sons of bitches in sports. Six games into the NFL regular season, Fisher's Titans are winless, a far cry from their 2008 season which saw them entering the Playoffs as the number 1 seed in the AFC.
So, what does Fisher do to try and motivate his team? He publicly calls them losers, of course. Maybe he didn't use those exact words but, as the old adage goes, actions speak louder than words.
His actions? He expressed his desire to "feel like a winner" as he revealed himself to be wearing a Peyton Manning Indianapolis Colts jersey. Yes, the coach of the Tennessee Titans mocked his team in a public forum all while sportin' the jersey of his team's most hated rival.
Not cool, Coach Fisher.
I have no emotional attachment to either team but, having family in the central Tennessee area, I have visited Nashville on a number of occasions. In fact, I even attended a Titans home game a few years ago since I happened to be in Tennessee during the same weekend they were playing my Eagles. From what I witnessed, those Tennessee fans are fuckin' rabid ... and a little bit dimwitted and whiny, but that's neither here nor there.
With that in mind, one can only assume that Fisher decided he wants to be beaten half to death by a pack of these wild redneck Titans loyalists. My advice to Coach Fisher: hire a very large team of security guards. Or never leave your home. Or don't piss off a bunch of rednecks. Or, better yet, don't be such a cocksucker.
October 17, 2009
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October 15, 2009
Where the Girls Gone Wild Things Are
You probably already figured out where this is going as soon as you read the title of the post. And you know what? You're right.
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October 14, 2009
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October 9, 2009
Nicole Eggert Is Still Saving Lives
Who could forget the hotness of Nicole Eggert? This chick, not Buddy Lembeck, was the reason I never missed an episode of Charles in Charge. Or, how about when she starred in that Haim-Feldman flick, Blown Away? Yeah, the one where she spent half her screen-time in the buff. (Fuck yeah!) And I'm sure you all remember those scantily-clad Baywatch years. (Especially those awesome post-boob job years!) Yes, Nicole Eggert was the definition of hot for quite some time.
Have you seen her lately, though? If not, maybe you should check out the less-than-flattering pictures of Nicole that surfaced on the Internet last month. She seems to have packed on a couple of extra pounds over the last few years. In fact, she's rumored to be appearing on the upcoming season of Celebrity Fit Club. Scary, huh?
Extra weight or not, she's still saving lives Baywatch-style. And more importantly than that, I'd still hit it.
'Couples Retreat' Trailer
Couples Retreat opens in theaters today. If the trailers are any indication, it could be pretty damn funny. Of course, Vince Vaughn usually is. Plus, he and Jon Favreau (also in this movie) have appeared in a couple of decent flicks together in the past. (See Swingers, Made, and even Rudy. Yes, Rudy.)
The all-star cast also includes Kristen Bell, Malin Akerman, and Jason Bateman. Have I ever mentioned that I'd like to do very bad things to Kristen Bell? And Malin Akerman, too, for that matter. Jason Bateman ... not so much.
Kickass cast. Funny as hell trailers. Yet, for some reason, I'm not completely sold on this film. Not really sure why though. If anybody checks this flick out over the weekend, stop by here and let us know if it's worth a damn.
October 8, 2009
In West Philadelphia, Born and Raised
Like I said, lots of things change in 15 years. Although, I'm guessing this one is even older than that.
October 7, 2009
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October 2, 2009
The Clowns Last Supper
This could possibly be the coolest version of The Last Supper ever. Why? Fuckin' Homey D. Clown ... that's why.
Conjured up in the mind of Dark Vomit.
'Final Fantasy XIII' Trailer Now Online
Found this trailer for Final Fantasy XIII over at That Girl's Site. I've always been a Final Fantasy fanboy, so I thought it was appropriate that I post it over here.
This game looks amazing. Then again, I've come to expect nothing less from Final Fantasy. I could, however, do without the music that was playing during the second half of the trailer.
October 1, 2009
The Latest Film From the Coen Brothers
The Coen brothers have been known to create some kick ass flicks over the years. I mean, these are the same dudes who brought us such cinematic awesomeness as The Big Lebowski, Fargo, and No Country for Old Men. In fact, I can't think of a single Coen brothers movie that I didn't enjoy. To be fair, though, I've never watched their remake of The Ladykillers so, for all I know, it could suck balls.
Being a huge fan of the Coen brothers' work, I'm excited to see their latest film, A Serious Man, which opens in limited release on Friday. The trailer looks good, but the synopsis of the film is what sold it to me. Well, that and the fact that it's made by the Coen brothers.
Another Epic Film By Michael Bay
Bay seems to have outdone himself with this one.
By the way, YouTube user ChrisCapel1998 might've helped Bay out a little with this film.
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