Go Visit These Blogs Concludes!

Welcome to the final installment of "Go Visit These Blogs!" where we give a digital shout-out to those who are awesome enough to be included in our Funktarded Friends (that's Funktard speak for "blogroll"). In this final edition, we'll be upping the featured blogs from 5 to 6, simply because that's how many are left that haven't been featured before.

Keep in mind that some of these links might possibly take you to some NSFW content. So, if you're easily offended by such content or if your boss is looking over your shoulder, click carefully. You were warned, so don't blame us if you run across a random boob somewhere.

Enjoy.

Tailgating Ideas

Maugeritaville

Flaming Zombie Monkeys

Bored ... Get Unbored

What a Weirdo World

The Commercials I Hate

(Click here for the "Go Visit These Blogs!" archive.)

By the way, for the final edition of "Go Visit These Blogs," we decided to include a bit eye-candy. This chick's name is Christina Vlahakis, and she's been dubbed "Ms. Spassfabrik" by cbullitt over at SOYLENT GREEN. Also, this is her second appearance in a "Go Visit These Blogs!" post. Enjoy the hotness.

The George Foreman Droid

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Scout Troopers Like Wings Too

I feel bad for that lonely Scout Trooper lingering in the back while Vader and the Stormtroopers get all the play. And I can only assume that Leia is hiding amongst the group in hopes of landing a job.

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Here Are the Facts on Groovy Mark!

Apparently, back before he was a Jedi Knight, Luke Skywalker was simply "groovy" Mark.

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Michael Jackson's Punch-Out!

It's been a while since I've seen this video until I ran across it over at Super Punch earlier. Due to recent events, I thought this would be a good time to post it.

In case you're wondering, the recent events I'm talking about are me playing the new Punch-Out!! on Wii this week. What a fucking awesome update to a classic game!

How Fett Do

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New Trailer for Quentin Tarantino's 'Inglourious Basterds'

A new trailer for Quentin Tarantino's upcoming flick, Inglourious Basterds, was released earlier in the week. In case I haven't made it clear before, I'm a big fan of Tarantino's work, so I'll definitely be catching this one in the theater during its opening weekend.

Inglourious Basterds hits theaters on August 21. I can't fucking wait.

He's Got Mad Skills, Yo

Sure, this is amazing, but would it kill the kid to get a haircut?

What's YOUR Angle?

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Lawn Gnome on Steroids

Scenario: Let's say you happen to have in your possession an old school VW Beetle. Let's also assume that you're a lifelong Transformers fan who still has a special place in your heart for the original cartoons. Most importantly, your yard really needs some new lawn ornaments to set itself apart from the rest of the neighborhood. What do you do?

Tom Rhodes was faced with this very question and came up with the only logical answer: chop up the VW Beetle to build a replica of Bumblebee as he appeared in the original Transformers cartoon series and stand it in his yard. Yes, seriously.

Dude now has an 18-foot tall, 1200-lb. statue of the original Bumblebee standing in his yard. It took him over a year to build, but the end result is complete awesomeness. 

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Babes of 'Transformers 2'

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is finally upon us. The highly-anticipated sequel to the 2007 blockbuster, Transformers, hits theaters on Wednesday, and I can't fucking wait!

I've been looking forward to this flick for months now so, needless to say, I'm pretty damn excited that we're only a few short hours away. I'm so excited, in fact, that I'm skipping work tomorrow to catch the movie tonight at midnight. (Shhh ... I told them I had to go out of town.)

Admittedly, this is a huge change from my attitude toward the first film before its release. I thought for sure that it was going to be a big bowl of suck and didn't even bother seeing it until it had been in theaters for a few weeks. Boy, was I wrong.

But, that's enough about the films. Instead, we're here to celebrate tomorrow's release date by continuing a tradition that was set forth by "Babes of Watchmen." That's right, my friends. I proudly bring to you "Babes of Transformers 2." 

Megan Fox. Hollywood sex symbol Megan Fox will be returning as Mikaela Banes, the role that unarguably made her a star and definitely elevated her to said "sex symbol" status. Mikaela, for those of you who might've missed the first flick, is the hot-ass chick who eventually becomes the girlfriend of slightly-geeky Sam Witwicky. I guess going through a huge battle between shape-shifting robots from another world will bring people together like that.

Since the first Transformers film, Megan has spent very little time away from the spotlight. She's been named one of the sexiest people in the world by various publications and, on more than one occasion, has made headlines with her comments regarding her bisexuality and past drug use. She's even been branded by some as the next Angelina Jolie, a distinction which she'd rather avoid. 

She's also set to co-star opposite Josh Brolin in the film adaptation of DC Comics' Jonah Hex, due out next year. Oh, and most importantly, she became my wife. Somebody should probably tell her that, though.

Isabel Lucas. A character named Alice will be introduced in this new flick and will be played by Australian actress Isabel Lucas. From what I've read, Alice is a co-ed hottie who Sam befriends when he goes off to college. Do I smell a possible cat-fight over Sam's affection?

I'll be honest, I don't know much about Isabel Lucas. Hell, I know nothing about her. My guess is since the character of Maggie Madsen, played by Rachael Taylor, didn't return for the sequel, they needed some extra eye-candy to go along with Megan and, from what I've seen, this chick fits that "eye-candy" mold very nicely.

Hopefully we'll be seeing more of her after Transformers 2 becomes a mega-hit and launches her into superstardom. And, if she plays her cards right, me and Megan might even let her join us in ... umm ... gaining some XBox 360 Achievements. 

There you have it. If seeing giant robots battling it out in a fight to the death wasn't a good enough reason to go see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, you now have two more reasons. If you're still not convinced, what the fuck is wrong with you?

6 Degrees of Ramis and Apatow

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Dreams Do Come True

"What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?" ~ Patrick Verona, 10 Things I Hate About You

Beer from boobs. That's all I'm sayin'.

Spotted this vid over at Tailgating Ideas. I've been following their blog for quite a few months now and highly recommend checking them out if you're a sports fan ... especially if you're a sports fan who likes to take in the entire atmosphere of live sporting events. (By that I mean the tailgating.)

My Real Name is Morten Andersen

How to be a Sports Celebrity - watch more funny videos at Funny Or Die.

John J. Rambo's One True Love

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3-D Glasses and Them Duke Boys

3-D glasses are awesome! They make the General Lee jump right off your shirt!

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Who's the Guy in the Closet, Sarah?

What's he expect? He's never around. It's always about the job with him. She got lonely.

This kickass parody of The Last Boy Scout is straight from the minds of Greg and Lou.

The Roller Coaster that is Eddie Murphy's Career

It's funny that I ran across this today because just a few days ago a friend and I were discussing the ups and downs of Eddie Murphy's career. We both decided, as I'm sure most of you have, that this is definitely not the same dude we enjoyed back in the day.

Norbit? Pluto Nash? The Haunted Mansion? Seriously, what the hell, man?

Hopefully the rumors of a new Beverly Hills Cop flick are true, and he'll get away from this family-friendly garbage he's been shitting out the last 10-15 years. Then again, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if Axel Foley is written as an overweight ex-detective just so he can wear one of those fucking fat suits.

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Warning: The Use of Stilts on a Treadmill Will Result in an Epic Fail

Ran across this video over at Steven Humor. "WTF" was the first thing that popped in my mind, followed closely by "Why?"

Yeah, I think it's safe to say this was a bad idea from the beginning.

Bras vs. Roller Coasters: An Epic Battle

Found this over at I Hate My Cubicle. The word "bras" automatically grabs my attention.

Wait a minute here! Don't we want the roller coasters to win? I mean a roller coaster win equals braless babes. Right?

'Zombieland' Trailer Hits the Web

The trailer for the upcoming horror-comedy film Zombieland was released a few hours ago. It looks like it could be a fun flick. 



Zombieland is scheduled to hit theaters on October 9.

Workin' the Wood

What I want to know is, why is this cat (AAA baseball player Josh Womack) playing in the minors when he's obviously able to manipulate both time and space?

Ghostbusters: The Video Game

The wait is finally over. After what seemed like an eternity, Ghostbusters: The Video Game finally hit store shelves on Tuesday. I'd been looking forward to this game for quite some time and, at one point, was beginning to question whether it would ever be released at all.

Luckily, the game did make it to store shelves, and I was able to head out to Best Buy a few hours ago and pick up a copy. I do like what I've seen thus far but, only owning it for a few hours now, I admittedly haven't played enough to make a fair or accurate judgement. Hopefully I'll be able to find some extra time soon so I can get more involved with this game. Damn you, life! Damn you for getting in the way of my video game playing!

My lack of a critique aside, word of mouth on the game has been largely positive from what I've read and heard. And the trailers that are out there make me even more anxious to spend some time on this game. Oh, and did I mention that the entire original team came back to do the voices of their digital selves in this game? Not to mention, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man makes an appearance! Fuck yeah!

While we're on the subject of video games, I'd like to give myself a swift kick in the ass. I'm sure many of you know that E3 was a few weeks ago. Well, I totally meant to post the trailers that were released at E3 for the games that I found interesting. One quick look around the site will reveal no E3 trailers so, obviously, my dumbass missed the boat on that since it has now been 2 weeks since it took place. Yes, I'm a slacker.

Fortunately for us, That Girl isn't. I suggest heading on over to That Girl's Site where not only can you find many of the kickass trailers that came out of E3, but you can also find some behind the scenes footage and pictures (including a few of the Ghostbusters' own Ecto-1) since she was actually there!

Where's That Power Button Again?

Actually, I think these sick fucks are doing more than simply looking for the power button.

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8-Bits of Awesome Playing Him Off

Over the last few months, Keyboard Cat has made the Interwebs his own personal playground while bringing attention to, and mocking, the epic failures that flood the Internet every day. If there's a video fail out there, you can damn sure bet he's been right there to "play them off."

Strangely enough, however, Keyboard Cat has yet to make an appearance here at Funktards.com ... until now. And we have YouTube user judebuffum to thank for it.

She Loves Me ... NOT

Don't look now, Dalton, but it looks as if someone put on his swagga this morning and then went after your lady.



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Coincidence? I Think Not.

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Jar Jar: It's What's For Dinner

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We're Screwed

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Xbox 360 Achievements We'd Like to See

Made with love and the Xbox 360 Achievement Generator

Bad Girls Go To Detention

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Cheap Beer and Megan Fox

Megan, my hot ass wife, (What? You didn't think that whole last name thing was merely a coincidence, did you?) knows her cheap beer. PBR all the way, baby!

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Where Do I Sign UP? Go Joe!

According to College Humor, G.I. Joe is looking for new recruits. Do you have what it takes to be a Real American Hero?

View more G.I. Joe Recruitment Posters at College Humor.

10 Hollywood Hotties as Strippers

I'm guessing this video was partially inspired by Jessica Biel taking her turn as a stripper in the recently released Powder Blue. The flick had a very, very limited theatrical run and was released on DVD only a few weeks later. And yes, for those who are curious, she does bare her goodies.

But, this post isn't about that film ... at least not entirely. The following video pays tribute to 10 Hollywood hotties (including Biel) who have taken on the role of an exotic dancer at some point in their career.

I can't say that I completely agree with the ordering of this list, but it involves actresses taking off their clothes on film so I can't complain too much.

Go Visit These Blogs Please!

You like how I played the polite angle by dropping a please in there? Even though the plethora of boobies and adult-oriented material we post around here might suggest otherwise, Funktards can actually be well-mannered, too.

Anyway, we're closing in on the final edition of "Go Visit These Blogs!" There should be only one more after this one. This late into the game, do I even need to bother going over the rules? 

In case someone answered yes, here's the condensed version: If you're a "Funktarded Friend" we're dropping a plug for your blog. No strings attached. We're just being kickass friends. 

Also, if for some silly-assed reason you hate free publicity and don't want your link included on this list, let us know and it will be removed. For the record, nobody has taken us up on that offer yet, so if anybody want to be a trendsetter, now's your chance. 

Hmmm ... the condensed version ended up being longer than normal somehow.

By the way, there's a tiny chance that you could stumble across some NSFW content hiding behind some of these links. So, if you're at work, click at your own risk. You've been warned, so don't blame us if a half-nekkid chick jumps out of your monitor. In fact, you can thank us if that happens.

Enjoy the awesomeness!

Zany Pickle

Where'd I Park My Flying Car?

Retarded's Notebook

Wanna Smile

LOL Factory

(This sentence happens to be a convenient link to the "Go Visit These Blogs!" archive. This sentence is not a convenient link to anything at all.)

She's Very Bendy ...

... and she likes computers. She might be a keeper.

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If You Like Firm Breasts, Light Cooking is Best

I suddenly have a craving for pasta.

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Nice ... umm ... Knee Socks

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It's Alright 'Cause I'm Saved By the Bell

I'll be honest. I haven't watched Late Night with Jimmy Fallon since he took the reigns from Conan. Nothing against Jimmy, I just haven't had a chance to catch the show. Of course, I haven't really tried either.

But I have read about his vow to reunite the cast of one of my all-time favorite television shows. That's right, my friends. I'm talking about Saved by the Bell! 

And last night, was the next huge step in turning Jimmy's dream into reality as Zack Morris himself was a guest on Late Night. And when I say "Zack Morris himself," that's exactly what I mean. Take a look:

Timeout! Fucking awesome!

(Video courtesy of Hulu.)

Revenge Tastes Like Chicken

After continuously taunting the chickens, Link should've learned his lesson after being swarmed by hundreds of them at once. Obviously, he didn't and, unfortunately for him, he met his demise courtesy of one of those revenge-seeking foul. Who's gonna be Zelda's new bitch and save her from Ganon now?

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That Rug Really Tied the Room Together

"Donny, you're out of your element!" -- Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

Jeremy over at Popped Culture is always posting some pop culture awesomeness, and for fans of the Coen Brothers' The Big Lebowski this is no exception.

The Big Lebowski Last Supper is a different take on The Last Supper, and possibly the coolest Last Supper parody to date. (My god. I just said Last Supper 3 times in one sentence.) Also, much like that rug, it really ties the room together.

The Dudes over at Lebowski Painting are responsible for this kickass poster and, best of all, they've made it available for purchase. Just head on over to their website and get your very own copy. It'll be tying your room together before you know it.

A Wolf in Wolf's Clothing

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Boobies for the Blind

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Lesson Learned

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Reservoir Muppets

Short and Funny, Sort of Like Tom Cruise

It's only four months old, but the new site TXTS FRM LST NIGHT already has a shit-ton of thumb-typed gems. I highly recommend it for both piss-your-pants fun-times and sheer omgwtf-factor.

Here are a few of my personal favorites thus far:

• (541): "You don't need id to drink rum in an alley."
• (562): Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
• (425): my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
• (304): remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
• (780): Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
• (514): just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
• (312): I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.

And, I'll wrap it up with this back-and-forth text session between buds:

• (216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
  (440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
  (216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
  (440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

Han Solo, P.I.

I think Magnum, P.I. could've done well for himself had he existed a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. 

This video is even cooler when compared side by side with the actual Magnum, P.I. opening. The similarities are uncanny.

This awesomeness is the creation of YouTube user TheCBVee.

Screw You Guys. I'm Goin' Home.

Every now and then a South Park-in-real-life picture will surface and make the rounds on the Internet. This newest one is DeviantArt user Kuroi-Tsuki's depiction of the South Park gang. Quite impressive, I must say. (Found at Tri-Ops.)

Luigi Gets No Respect

Watch Luigi Finally Snaps on CollegeHumor

LeVar Burton ... With Two Capital Letters in his First Name

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I Holler at my Homies on the Facebook Chat

This is the new anthem for all you Facebook addicts out there. You know who you are.

By the way, credit to ZanyPickle, which is where I found this.

Originally uploaded by YouTube user dookiefoot99.

Stealth is Still Sexy

Do you remember this ninja chick? Well, she's back and this time she brought a friend ... an equally hot ninja friend!

Sexy ninja babes are awesome.

The Ultimate Site for Dudes

I ran across this site a few days ago and thought I'd share it. If you're a guy then there's a very good chance that explosions and boobs are at the top of your list of the things you like. 

That's where this site comes in. It's name? Explosions and Boobs. Awesome, huh?

Just keep hitting refresh to be entertained for hours ... or at least a few minutes.

Click here for Explosions and Boobs.

Feed Him!

This poor mutt needs some food. He's nothing but bones.

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It'd Be a Lot Cooler if You Did

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." ~ David Wooderson, Dazed and Confused

Wooderson is one of the coolest characters ever. However, taking into account the philosophy exhibited in the above quote, I'm not surprised at all by this:

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Go Visit These Blogs ... Finally!

Yeah, I know it's been three weeks since the last "Go Visit These Blogs!" post. I have no excuse other than the first week I didn't have time and since then I simply forgot. My apologies.

Anyway, I'm sure you know how this works by now. We feature 5 blogs which are chosen completely at random from the kickass members of our 'Funktarded 'Friends' blogroll. We're working on including all of our 'Funktarded Frineds' in a "Go Visit These Blogs!" post at some point, so if you haven't been included yet, you will be soon. Also, if you see a link to your blog here and would like it removed, just let us know and we'll do so.

Remember, some of these links might lead you to some NSFW content. We cannot be held responsible if you happen to get offended by a wandering nipple or a plethora of 4-letter words. Click carefully.

Culture Kills ... wait, I mean Cutlery

The Silverbacks

Super Punch

EPICponyz

That Girl's Site

(Past editions of "Go Visit These Blogs!")