'Paranormal Activity' Goes 'Sexual'

I ventured out to the theater last weekend to catch the much-hyped Paranormal Activity. Unfortunately, that's an hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back. Can someone please remind me again why everybody loves that goddamned movie so much?

Anyway, it's taken me all week, but I finally realize that it wasn't a complete waste of my time. You see, had I not watched Paranormal Activity, I wouldn't be able to fully appreciate the hilarity of the trailer for Sexual Activity.