July 17, 2009

Cruisin' Hyrule

Posted by Dalton J. Fox
Link should've thought of this back when he was hiking his way around Hyrule finding triforces and saving Zelda's ass. I mean, it's transportation and a map all in one. This shit could've been even more useful than that damn flute.

And chicks dig cars. That means Zelda would've been giving that ass up after Link saved her. I bet the raft or boomerang didn't get that kind of reaction.

Three words to describe what could've been Link's best inventory item ever: Simply. Fucking. Awesome.


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4 comments:

  1. Yeah, but if Link's cruisin' in this, Imagine what Ganondorf is gonna be driving.

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  2. All he had to do was duct tape his sword to the front of the thing, and Gannon would have been toast.

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  3. Corey, Ganon's ride would only have the map to Level 9. Link's is rockin' the entire land of Hyrule. Advantage: Link.

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  4. CB, that's an interesting idea. This car just keeps getting better and better.

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