Your New World Heavyweight Champion ... Cookie Monster!

There can't be that many opportunities for a blue, cookie-craving monster on Sesame Street. More often than not, Cookie Monster is overshadowed by an overgrown yellow pigeon, a dirty green garbage-dweller, and an irritating red dude with a tickling fetish.

That's why I suggest that he packs his bags and leaves Sesame Street to pursue a career in professional wrestling. With a wacky gimmick like his, he'd be WWE Champion within a month. 

I know I'd never miss an episode of Raw if Cookie Monster were beating the shit out of that annoying John Cena every week.

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Update: This post is the proud winner of the weekly Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award over at Culture Kills ... wait, I mean Cutlery. Thanks, MC!