Welcome to the 2nd edition of "Where'd You Go?" here at Funktards.com. If you missed the debut of "Where'd You Go?", be sure to check it out as we took a look at Hollywood icon Pauly Shore.In today's edition, we'll be discussing a woman who gave new meaning to the phrase "UP all night" ... not to mention, she had a huge set of boobs.
Where'd you go, Rhonda Shear?
How we know her:
During most of the 90s, she was the "hostess with the mostest" of USA Up All Night.She showed her jolly jugs o' joy a few times in Playboy.If you were a teenage guy at any point during the 90s, she likely served as your ... umm ... inspiration on more than one occassion.
Where she went:
After USA Up All Night was cancelled in the late 90s, Rhonda toured the country doing her stand-up comedy routine. Hot as hell and funny ... what couldn't she do? Hmm. Considering the horrible movies she appeared in, the answer to that question would have to be acting.The last time I saw her was about a year or two ago. I was flipping through the channels and spotted her selling some kind of women's undergarments on a home shopping channel. She was still looking damn good despite her age.Speaking of her age, believe it or not, she's 54 YEARS OLD NOW! It's hard to believe this chick I spent every Friday night lusting over back in junior high is old enough to be my mom. Oh well, I'd still hit it because, based on the recent pics I've found on the interwebs and what I saw on that home shopping channel, she's still very doable.
Where she should've went:
She shouldn't have went anywhere. She should've stayed 37-ish years old and remained on my television for all of eternity. If she did choose to go somewhere, it should've been to my house for my own private episode of Up All Night.
Did they ever show a halfway decent movie on that show? I can't remember, but I found Ms. Shear to be very...inspiring...as well.
ReplyDeleteThe Toxic Avenger was on there all the time! If that's not a B-movie classic, nothin' is.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, Shawn, I probably couldn't name another USA Up All Night movie besides that one. I just always watched for the commercial breaks when Rhonda would get her screentime.
They used to show 'Meatballs' a lot. And you guys are right, Shear was a force of sheer inspiration.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, I completely forgot about Meatballs, Duke. That's a cinematic masterpiece right there. Apparently they did show some awesome flicks on Up All Night.
ReplyDeleteAfter watching USA up all night as a youth I am sure she is the reason I am Bi. Because damn I like my women a bit trashy!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Rhonda would take pride in knowing she made you bi, Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteCame across this while "googling" myself...(I'm sure you have googled yourself, too :) Thrilled to be part of this conversation, and it does do my heart well to know I inspired so many...yes, I do have my own line of intimate apparel on HSN network, and getting ready to shoot a reality show about the Lingerie Business...guess no matter that time has passed, I am destined to work with gals wearing nothing but underwear...Happy New Year...Love and Sizzle Kisses, Rhonda Shear
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by, Rhonda. And you're right. I Google myself on a daily basis.
ReplyDeleteOh, and not only do I want to thank you for stopping by, but I also want to thank you for guiding me through puberty. I still kind of love you I think.
Allow me to just say it: Holy shit. Rhonda Shear just left a comment on our blog.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, Duke, that was also my initial reaction. I just decided to play it cool and not come across as a giddy, love-struck geek. No offense.
ReplyDeleteShe had to be the most beutiful woman to grace the airwaves! I'm her age and I used to stay up and watch her!
ReplyDeleteRick
You speak the truth, Rick. You speak the truth.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone has any USA UP ALL NIGHT shows just E-Mail me at <<<>>> and i will buy them from you. Thx
ReplyDelete