Funktards: Sort of Like Breast Milk for Grown Men

April 2, 2009

Sort of Like Breast Milk for Grown Men

Posted by Dalton J. Fox

And lesbians.

If this product doesn't define the Funktards then nothing does. Hell, it fits our slogan perfectly. (See it up there under 'Funktards'?)

3 comments:

cbullitt said...: Yeah, but do they have one to fit a whiskey bottle--that's mother's milk.; April 2, 2009 2:42 PM
Shawn said...: At first glance I thought it was a Beer Slurpee. I'm not sure how I would feel about that.; April 2, 2009 6:36 PM
Dalton J. Fox said...: cbullitt, not too sure if they have the whiskey bottle version or not. That boobie would be too small for my liking anyway.

Shawn, a slurpee? No, man! It's boobies. BOOBIES! With beer coming out of them. Hmm. You do got me wondering how a beer slurpee might taste though.; April 2, 2009 9:21 PM

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