Recently, over a couple of Orange Faygo sodas, Duke and I had a little chat about the future of Funktards.com. During its relatively young existence in the blogosphere, we believe Funktards has provided more than a few laughs as well as many "oooohs" and "ahhhhhs."
But, we've had to accept the fact that boobs and beer just aren't for everyone. In order to take our colossal internet celebrity to new heights, we're going to have to make ourselves more accessible to a more diverse and bigger audience.
But, we've had to accept the fact that boobs and beer just aren't for everyone. In order to take our colossal internet celebrity to new heights, we're going to have to make ourselves more accessible to a more diverse and bigger audience.
So, as of today, we will be leaning toward a family-friendly approach to blogging. No longer will we be posting beer-inspired ramblings or pictures of barely-clothed chicks women. References to Star Wars and comic books are a thing of the past. And any films or television shows discussed will be rated PG or G.
We look forward to the future of Funktards and sincerely hope that you all remain with us during this transition. We promise that things will be just as fun and interesting around here as they've always been, so please be patient with us as we all get accustomed to this new direction.
And remember: All you need is love. Love is all you need.
And remember: All you need is love. Love is all you need.
Peace be with you,
Duke & Dalton, The Funktards
P.S. - Just to make the transition a bit smoother, let's make the Sith more approachable with Pastel Ani:
I...am your pastry chef.
ReplyDeleteKudos to the new format. I hope there will be tons of pictures of bunnies and cats. Hopefully some heartwarming anecdotes, too.
Don't forget puppy dogs and rainbows.
ReplyDeleteWTF! Thats all I got.
ReplyDeleteAre you going to go towards recipes and child rearing tips too?
ReplyDeleteAaargh this is nearly as bad as the time they said aliens landed.
ReplyDeleteAnd a happy April Fools to you too. Did you figure out my joke?
ReplyDeleteAbout 10 years ago, the top local rock radio station announced they were changing their format to all country music on April 1. Nobody believed them for obvious reasons.
ReplyDeleteSo, the day came and for 24 straight hours all they played was that song "Closing Time." Even on the website, they had that song looped for the entire 24 hours. At midnight, they sure enough started playing country music, and are still doing so to this day.
I'm just sayin'.
And, cbullitt, you got it to let you comment over here! How'd that happen?
Because I can select a profile. I used name/url
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