March 24, 2009

Know When To Hold 'Em

Posted by Dalton J. Fox
As I've mentioned before, poker rules should be rewritten to include one stating that there must always be a hot, half-naked chick laying on the table. Wonder if the casinos would go for it.


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7 comments:

  2. I thought that you would, McGoo. Now, I just gotta figure out who to talk to about this rule change.

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  3. I"M ALL IN!!1 Gives a whole new meaning to "stiff raise" and, regretably for some, "short stack."

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  4. Why stop at poker? I think the same rule should apply to Solitaire.

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  5. Cbullitt, glad to see you on board and immediately dropping the poker analogies.

    Shawn, you might be on to something there. How about any and all card games? Or hell, hot chicks on a Monopoly board will work too.

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  6. I left out "bad beat." But I think casino security would show up for that one--then administer one of a different variety.

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  7. I also prefer not having to see anybody's "short stack" myself.

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