Once every three generations or so, mankind accomplishes a feat theretofore thought beyond the realm of science.
Sheyla Hershey is the new feat, and in this instance, a Brazilian plastic surgeon represents mankind.
You see, Sheyla -- ever-willing to test the boundaries of physics, gravity and pretty much any fabric she wears -- just snagged Guiness' record for Tiggest Ol' Bitties, 38 KKK to be exact. Some might drool, others might laugh and, yes, some might even be disgusted. She's got no need for the haters, though, and here's why:
Those one-gallon puppies can get her through the roughest of economies.
The droolers already pay to see ta-ta's on a frequent basis. The laughers pay to see 'em one or two times a year. But luscious loveglobes bigger than any in the history of mankind? Most everyone's going to pay to see those, at least once. Even the haters.
I smell a strip-club tour in the offing.
Class dismissed.
My god! Those are ... MY GOD!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Duke. Thank you very, VERY much.
Know what the first thing that popped into my mind was? This cinematic gem:
ReplyDelete"Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know."
The don't, but they sure as hell should. I'd never go indoors if they did.
ReplyDelete(Kevin Smith is getting a lot of play around here today.)